African Dictator's prayer

Our Father who art in the West,
Hallowed be thy name!
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done in Africa, as it is in the world over.
Give us this day our daily loan and grant.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive thoseof our cronnies and relatives.
In turn, we shall give away our land for free
to all needy tycoons, wherever and whomever be they.
And lead us not into democracy,
but deliver us from backward peasants asking for federalism:
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever.
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